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MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
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*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O- X."
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*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why."
Wife : ?????????
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*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."
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*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
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*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

"* WASH BASIN * "
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*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. "
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Salam..

Ana ada berita nak kongsi, alhamdulillah.. 23hb January lepas, sekolah adakan proram "road run" alhamdulillah, ana berjaya mendapat johan..syukur..dan hari tersebut juga.. Yusuf Thola'at telah selamat dilahirkan(anak buah). 26hb January, Allah ambil tok mak chah. Innalillahi wainna ilaihi raji'un. Semoga Allah menempatkanya dikalangan orang-orang yang soleh..ameen. Ana mendapat berita pemergian tok mak chah di sekolah. Ana tak dapat kawal perasaan. Ana menangis sehingga demam panas, nak atau tak, mesti balik, memandangkan suhu badan agak panas..

Semalam, ana menyertai pertandingan balapan (lumba lari). Nampaknya, Allah tak izinkan ana menang, sebenarnya memang tak layak pun untuk lari pecut. Petang tu, ana try main lompat jauh. Ya allah, kaki ana terpelecok dan balik rumah untuk kali kedua. 3hb Februari, 12.23 a.m, ibu datang bersama abang, disebabkan malam tu, kaki dah makin melarat-bengkak. Allah uji betul-betul pada hari lahir ana. Sekarang, 4hb Februari, 1.05 a.m, alhamdulillah, sudah beransur pulih. Insya-allah, ana akan balik petang ini. Doakan kesihatan ana, supaya tak ambil cuti lagi. Ameen.

Salam Ukhuwah.